I said it, not the other guy.

Back when I was hitting the local bars too much, I knew which bartender worked when, where. One was a gorgeous female friend of mine, who’d also modeled, and was just one beautiful woman. I went to see her at her bar one afternoon, had already been somewhere else, so, feeling good. She’s very well endowed up top, and like most bartenders, shows them off well. As I watched her work and bend and lean over, I muttered “Look at the tits on her. I’d titty fuck her right now”, thinking it was to myself and low enough. Nope, she heard it. But though it was the guy a few seat away from me, not me. She gave him a stern warning and called him a pig, and the poor guy was clueless as to why. I never told her, yeah, that titty fuck comment was ME. Granted, I still would, she’s hot. Just felt bad that someone else got blamed for my muttering words.

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