Another OKCupid message for you

So I found this girl that had an awesome profile. Totally into all the crunchy stuff I’m into like hiking and surfing and camping. She lists off all these books about spirituality and says she’s into yoga. Deepok Chopra. She says she only wants to meet guys who ‘care about something.’

So I writer her a message about how I’m into the same stuff and here’s her response… seriously..


I had to translate it.

“Oh my god. Tell me something I don’t know. I know what you mean. Not a lot of people know that.”

I kind of liked translating the message. But do women over 18 actually know all that shit? Maybe she was just playing games with me. Some kind of hipster irony?



  1. Anonymous says:

    You’re a better man than I; I would have translated that as “I’m having a grand mal seizure and need prompt medical attention”. Seriously: did you run that Google Translate? (GGL XL8)

  2. Anonymous says:

    hipster irony would almost be worse than someone who actually communicates that way. don’t think she’s the one for you.