Totally cheated and it was awesome!!! I’m evil.

So my boyfriend was out of town last weekend and an old fling called who just happened to be in town that weekend. Coincidence from heaven … or hell. My love life has been pretty flat for a while. My boyfriend has been working too much and hasn’t had the energy for really good sex. I admit it. I need lovin’ all the time.

I thought about it for a while. ... MORE

Jealousy is for weak people

I’m so fed up with jealous guys. I’m sure jealous girls are just as annoying, but being a woman I have to deal with guys all the time that just can’t deal with me being a friendly person.

If I’m dating you it doesn’t mean we’re married. If I get coffee with you it doesn’t mean I’m going to stop being friendly and courteous ... MORE

Another OKCupid message for you

So I found this girl that had an awesome profile. Totally into all the crunchy stuff I’m into like hiking and surfing and camping. She lists off all these books about spirituality and says she’s into yoga. Deepok Chopra. She says she only wants to meet guys who ‘care about something.’

So I writer her a message about how I’m into the same stuff ... MORE

Best OKC message ever

Below is my favorite OKCupid message exchange ever. I didn’t recognize her at first because her only picture was of her in mask, but it is someone I briefly dated a couple years ago, as I found out. The first message is from her contacting me.

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My local assemblyman was (falsely) accused of beating a chick with a belt and I thought of you.

Jan ... MORE