Best OKC message ever

Below is my favorite OKCupid message exchange ever. I didn’t recognize her at first because her only picture was of her in mask, but it is someone I briefly dated a couple years ago, as I found out. The first message is from her contacting me.

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My local assemblyman was (falsely) accused of beating a chick with a belt and I thought of you.

Jan 2, 2013 – 11:43pm
That’s a bad comparison then because all the accusations that involve me and a belt are true.

But thanks for the warm regards.

Jan 2, 2013 – 11:50pm
Yeah. Making you a sandwich and blowing you on my knees while you ate it is always a great conversation piece with my feminist friends.

Jan 3, 2013 – 12:06am
50 points for Slytherin!