I miss Betty

I miss Betty, she was the best. She was also half-naked a lot. She loved me because I am a twerp.

Bathroom success!

I peed while brushing my teeth. Double fisted!

Welcome to Anonyming

Hello, and welcome to Anonyming. This is “John Johnson” and I’ll be your moderator.

I’m really the only person here who doesn’t get to be anonymous, but I also have to follow the RULES. No names.

I’m not hiding my identity, but for now ... MORE