Another OKCupid message for you

So I found this girl that had an awesome profile. Totally into all the crunchy stuff I’m into like hiking and surfing and camping. She lists off all these books about spirituality and says she’s into yoga. Deepok Chopra. She says she only wants to meet guys who ‘care about something.’

So I writer her a message about how I’m into the same stuff ... MORE

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I act confident, but I’m not.

No one is totally confident. But all my friends seem to play this game where they always act on top of their shit but really don’t have that much to brag about. Isn’t confidence supposed to be about something? If you’ve got nothing going on, what’s the point? I get that they are trying to feel good about themselves and hook up with girls, but it’s ... MORE

This probably makes me a bad human and an even worse woman, but…

Sometimes when I read news reports about women being raped or sexually assaulted it makes me horny. One of my favorite porn genres showcases this type of material. I’ve never been raped and obviously don’t want to be, and I think men should be punished brutally for perpetuating this type of violence.

I know rape fantasies are common amongst women, but it makes ... MORE

Startling Statistic

1 out of every 3 people in Los Angeles is a douche-bag. Please spread awareness. We must ban together to stop the spread of this deadly illness that usually evolves from rich-daddy syndrome.

And deadly overdose in 3…2…1…

What’s worse that having to look at this tore up nobody every time I turn on the TV? And why do they keep giving her a pass when she breaks the law? Who cares about Lindsay Lohan? I guess lots of people like celebrity meltdowns, but there’s no story here. Spoiled party girl is spoiled and parties.

Well, at least it won’t be long till she keels over.

The New Pope

Please welcome the new boss, same as the old boss.

And while I’m on the subject, how the hell can you participate in faux cannibalism (Catholic mass) as your central holy rite and think that’s not demented and perverted, and yet stand in judgment of gays, sexually active women, etc?

Cranberry cake

The receptionist brought in a big, homemade cranberry almond cake today. I ate three giant hunks and didn’t leave enough for my boss, who habitually comes in late. I also stuck my finger in the dish to get at the extra cream cheese frosting.

Fuck Yeah, Anonyming.

Everyone is a little bit racist. Deal with it.

Animal Cognition and Emotions

Why does everybody think that they’re experts on animal feelings or thoughts? We really know nothing about this topic and have just started to learn over the past decade or so. So many people pronounce with absolute certainty that animals do everything by instinct and also that they have no emotions “like humans do.”

Chimps, with astonishing short-term ... MORE

Best OKC message ever

Below is my favorite OKCupid message exchange ever. I didn’t recognize her at first because her only picture was of her in mask, but it is someone I briefly dated a couple years ago, as I found out. The first message is from her contacting me.

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My local assemblyman was (falsely) accused of beating a chick with a belt and I thought of you.

Jan ... MORE