Part (1) REAL STORY… Me and my adult niece, we are both of age. We were sitting in my room one day watching tv. I made a bet that I knew I would lose, and the loser had to kiss the other one bare feet. We always made dumb bets like this but they were just dumb bets that neither of us would do if we lost. But I made this bet on a serious topic. So the loser had to perform ... MORE
I am so in love with my ex-girlfriend, I literally spend all day thinking about her hoping today she’ll decide to talk to me. I could not feel more pathetic and I’m hating myself more and more.
All my friends like to think of themselves as smart, sensitive, progressive people who care about important things and do things to make the world a better place. I really do care a lot about important things, but life is so short and the sun will go nova some day and I just can’t escape the feeling like it all doesn’t really matter that much. I don’t want to ... MORE
I was at the part the other day as was just wearing sweats with no shorts cause they were in the laundry. And you know how the sweats rub you and you get hard easy. So I was sitting at a bench with no one around and though I could rub one out. No problem, but just as I was about to finish I notice some gardeners across the street laughing their ass off at me. Got up and went ... MORE
One time when I was 8 I started eating peanuts while I was chewing on gum. The peanuts seemed to dissolve the gum and it basically disappeared into pink peanut butter.
Fascinated by the experience, but old enough to know better, I did it again when I was about 12.
Since then I’ve never been able to shake the feeling that the pink muck must still be stuck in ... MORE
I was stopped by a cop today for doing something stupid on my motorcycle. I’m pretty sure he didn’t give me a ticket because I’m a clean-cut white guy. I know it is wrong, but I was really glad to be white at that moment.
I found a wallet on the ground today with a $140 in it. I totally could have sent it back to the owner, but I took the money and left the wallet on the ground. I feel a bit guilty about it now, but I also think people need to keep track of their shit. In the past I’ve seen people drop their wallet and chased after them to give it back. But this time I just didn’t ... MORE
No one is totally confident. But all my friends seem to play this game where they always act on top of their shit but really don’t have that much to brag about. Isn’t confidence supposed to be about something? If you’ve got nothing going on, what’s the point? I get that they are trying to feel good about themselves and hook up with girls, but it’s ... MORE
Sometimes when I read news reports about women being raped or sexually assaulted it makes me horny. One of my favorite porn genres showcases this type of material. I’ve never been raped and obviously don’t want to be, and I think men should be punished brutally for perpetuating this type of violence.
I know rape fantasies are common amongst women, but it makes ... MORE
I peed while brushing my teeth. Double fisted!